I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have anymore food and I’m just never ready for that kind of commitment

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if you dont still say “wed-ness-day” in your head when you spell wednesday then ur a fucking liar

(Source: ewhook, via fake-mermaid)

one day i aspire to shop price high to low

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